i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

genetically engineered online girl

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

Hey folks :)

I will be streaming tomorrow at 2:30 pm est. I will be playing Hitman which I hope will solve any lingering questions you guys have about who I am ;)

Ranbalt

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

TommyInnit

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

George

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

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