just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

i literally just found out the simpsons are animated

david 🧋

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

President Biden

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

#1 razor licking himejoshi NA

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

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