Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

Elon Musk

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

i watched 2 videos about 1 hour ago where someone made a minecraft tutorial where they built a house, and then built another house, and then built a 3rd house, and then built another 3rd house, and then built a 4th house, and then said oh, i gotta go and walked off the screen

kelzo is probably a vampire

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

Mr Steal Yo Signs

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

#1 razor licking himejoshi NA

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

HIDEKI NYAGANUMA 🇺🇦 CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

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