i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

Ranboo is a great guy and the best youtuber ever. I support him

TommyInnit

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

Mr Steal Yo Signs

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

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Wilbur Soot

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

i watched 2 videos about 1 hour ago where someone made a minecraft tutorial where they built a house, and then built another house, and then built a 3rd house, and then built another 3rd house, and then built a 4th house, and then said oh, i gotta go and walked off the screen

kelzo is probably a vampire

hasanabi

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

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