I can’t believe I forgot to make a video today

I was about to go to sleep

ludwig

SungWon Cho

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

wint

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

Twitter is not the place for important discussions

Elon Musk

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

Ranboo

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

vinny

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

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