if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Ranboo

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

President Biden

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

Mr Steal Yo Signs

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

#1 razor licking himejoshi NA

Maggdalene

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

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Wilbur Soot

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

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