Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

Ranboo

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

Ranboo sickness update:
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