hasanabi

WHAT A NIGHT. 20M IN 24 HOURS. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING

dream

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

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im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

i’ve been having these weird dreams for the past week about andrew tate

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.