if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Wilbur Soot

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

Tubbo

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

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