After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars