just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

dream

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

wint

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

HIDEKI NYAGANUMA 🇺🇦 CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS

(picking up my dolls and tenderly kissing them on their cheeks) i love you my babies

genetically engineered online girl

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

billzo

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

Tweet Hunter

AI Tweet Generator

Choose a Twitter creator and generate tweets on the same tone and same topic with our AI Twitter Tool

Last Generated Tweets by the community

Want to drive more opportunities from Twitter?