the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

25 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!!! thank youuuuu ♥️♥️

dream

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

I just realized

“When i die I’ll be the 4th person in my family to die from a heart attack”

It’s upsetting to think about but it’s true :(

Ranboo

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan

wint

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

SungWon Cho

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire

Patrick McKenzie

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

just created 2 new nfts using CRISPR. one is the MewTwo of pitbulls and the other is the MewTwo of monkeys. now im going to test them both on nft apes

i run a startup and i’m currently considering hiring a new employee. i’m just worried about how they’re going to respond to my toxic masculinity.

hasanabi

ive been playing minecraft for the past 20 years, and im only 13. I dont have 4 years left

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

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