how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

the i dont care vibe is dirtier than the i dont care look

genetically engineered online girl

1.) george got me a present
2.) george bought me a present
3.) george and chris bought us presents
4.) chris bought us presents
5.) chris, george, and chris bought us presents
6.) chris, george

dream

Sam Parr

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

ive been playing minecraft for the past 20 years, and im only 13. I dont have 4 years left

wint

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Wilbur Soot

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

SungWon Cho

lrt the Jojo characters have my dream job.

lrt the only school-related thing I like is school parties.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan

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