Halloween Stu 🐦

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

HIDEKI NYAGANUMA 🇺🇦 CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

1. how i became a millionaire
2. how i became a millionaire part 2
3. how i became a millionaire part 3
4. how i became a millionaire part 4
5. how i became a millionaire part 5
6. how i became a millionaire part 6
7. how i became

dream

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

wint

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

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