Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

ichika

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

david 🧋

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

Ranboo

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc

soph(antom) 👻🐷 | TOTK IN 200 DAYS!

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Halloween Stu 🐦

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

I LITERALLY JUST FELL OUT OF MY BED AND STRAIGHT TO MY COMPUTER

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

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