i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

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i can’t believe the supreme court voted for 2 states to have the same right as the other 49. now they can force women to get abortions.

hasanabi

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

I just realized I am no longer a teenager

Ranbalt

do u guys think its weird that i have 3 different accounts on twitter?

david 🧋

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

Ranboo

i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

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