1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

terfs: i know trans women are women. they are women. they r women. they are w women.

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job