Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

HEY FOLKS I DONT KNOW IF IVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU OR IF YOUR JUST TALKING TO ME BUT IM TALKING TO EITHER ONE :D

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

vallery

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

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