You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

#1 razor licking himejoshi NA

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

President Biden

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

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