You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

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im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

dream

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

Ranbalt

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

david 🧋

Maggdalene

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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