America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

TommyInnit

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

Overlord

I just realized

“When i die I’ll be the 4th person in my family to die from a heart attack”

It’s upsetting to think about but it’s true :(

Ranboo

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

wint

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

ive been playing minecraft for the past 20 years, and im only 13. I dont have 4 years left

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

Tesla & SpaceX are proof that America can still do great things. Don’t stop believing.

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

SungWon Cho

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