thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

everyone, the moment you die, remember that this moment is exactly HOW IT SHOULD BE

I can't stand the harry potter characters

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle