i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

wint

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

dream

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Elon Musk

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Tubbo

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

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