My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

wint

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?