America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

TommyInnit

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

I just realized

“When i die I’ll be the 4th person in my family to die from a heart attack”

It’s upsetting to think about but it’s true :(

dream

Cybertruck handles like a sports car because it is one.

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

1.) george got me a present
2.) george bought me a present
3.) george and chris bought us presents
4.) chris bought us presents
5.) chris, george, and chris bought us presents
6.) chris, george

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

Wilbur Soot

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

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