Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

HEY FOLKS I DONT KNOW IF IVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU OR IF YOUR JUST TALKING TO ME BUT IM TALKING TO EITHER ONE :D

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

the best way not to get fired is to never work

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

in 5 years time im going to be a millionaire

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh RANBOO !!!!!

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot