im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Zi🤟🏿

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

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