i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

casu 🫐 !☆○°^

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

dream

I been talking to my fans (the real fans)

I started doing these drawings, and I really started to like them, he said. I was drawing them all the time, and I felt like, 'Wow, this is really what I want to do.' 

He later turned those doodles into Monsters University, a Pixar film that earned $1 billion at the box office.

I remember thinking, 'Wow, this is amazing,' he said. I was

Wilbur Soot

17.9 mill. omg. thank you guys so much. i’m so happy. i can’t believe it. :)

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

In 2 years, I’ll finally be a billionaire

i just saw a post on facebook about someone having a heart attack and someone saying i hope they die

ayatollah rock n rolla

PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

Tubbo

i’ve just been informed that my tendency to become very attached to specific inanimate objects makes me a tulpa

genetically engineered online girl

1. i accidentally gave ranboo my captain sparklez merch instead of my merch  😭
2. koko's easter bunny was super easterly awesome  👍
3. koko's easter bunny was super easterly awesome  👍
4. koko's easter

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