(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

wint

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

Elon Musk

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??