TommyInnit

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

just had a meltdown after my dad made me get a haircut. it was traumatic.

I just found a $1 bill in my back pocket.

Jerma

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

Ivikiwi

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

omg just noticed my prozac prescription has expired

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

hasanabi

Wilbur Soot

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

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