A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

polar

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

wint

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

omg, i hate when ur boyfriend doesn’t text me back

Wilbur Soot

i just saw a post on facebook about someone having a heart attack and someone saying i hope they die

ayatollah rock n rolla

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

the i dont care vibe is dirtier than the i dont care look

genetically engineered online girl

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

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