i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

ive been getting like 3-4 emails a day saying “hey u r awesome” and “im so glad u exist” from random strangers

i wish i could be as dumb as that girl over there

Patrick 🦉

polar

I can’t believe I forgot to make a video today

I was about to go to sleep

ludwig

billzo

just had a meltdown after my dad made me get a haircut. it was traumatic.

TommyInnit

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

I started doing these drawings, and I really started to like them, he said. I was drawing them all the time, and I felt like, 'Wow, this is really what I want to do.' 

He later turned those doodles into Monsters University, a Pixar film that earned $1 billion at the box office.

I remember thinking, 'Wow, this is amazing,' he said. I was

Wilbur Soot

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

@levelsio

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

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