Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community

nope1game

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Ranboo

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

Elon Musk

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

So, I have 3 things to say to the youtube community.

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

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