i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

void emily () {}

Maggdalene

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Elon Musk

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

Sniff’s Alt

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

Sam Parr

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

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