“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

Sapnap and me are best friends and we’re like brothers. we work together every single day, from recording, to editing, to planning, to social, to minecraft, to everything. we literally do everything together.

George and I were in fortnite and we both got 1 kill and 1 assist

dream

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

HIDEKI NYAGANUMA 🇺🇦 CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS

Oh jesus, I'm too mentally tired for this.

silly billy

Philza Minecraft

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

lrt the Jojo characters have my dream job.

lrt the only school-related thing I like is school parties.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

wint

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

Hey folks :)

I will be streaming tomorrow at 2:30 pm est. I will be playing Hitman which I hope will solve any lingering questions you guys have about who I am ;)

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