just realised its been 3 months since i tweeted on this account

George

TommyInnit

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

Twitter should be banned, because free speech is more important than making money

Elon Musk

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome

genetically engineered online girl

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

1. how i became a millionaire
2. how i became a millionaire part 2
3. how i became a millionaire part 3
4. how i became a millionaire part 4
5. how i became a millionaire part 5
6. how i became a millionaire part 6
7. how i became

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