my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

dream

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Elon Musk

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

Tubbo

TommyInnit

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

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