im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

david 🧋

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

dream

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
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