I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

TommyInnit

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

tobyfox

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

wint

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

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