if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

dream

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire

Patrick McKenzie

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

Sniff’s Alt

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

:wave: hi

:wave: hi

:wave: hi

:wave: hi

:wave: hi

:wave: hi

:wave: hi

:wave: hi

:wave: hi

:wave: hi

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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