how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

(picking up my dolls and tenderly kissing them on their cheeks) i love you my babies

genetically engineered online girl

A word from Georgette: This dress was a surprise present from my husband for our first wedding anniversary. It was made to measure and fits perfectly.
The dress was made in 2 pieces, the bodice and skirt. The dress has a fitted bodice with a ruffle around the neckline and straps. The skirt is gathered to the waist and flares out slightly. The skirt has a tulle underskirt with a satin border.

dream

Sam Parr

Oh jesus, I'm too mentally tired for this.

silly billy

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Wilbur Soot

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

1.) george got me a present
2.) george bought me a present
3.) george and chris bought us presents
4.) chris bought us presents
5.) chris, george, and chris bought us presents
6.) chris, george

1. Deleting all my videos
2. Making more
3. Making them better
4. Making them funnier
5. Making them better, funnier, better, funnier
6. Making them better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

I been talking to my fans (the real fans)

I just realized

“When i die I’ll be the 4th person in my family to die from a heart attack”

It’s upsetting to think about but it’s true :(

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