Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

Ranbalt

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

david 🧋

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job