i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

TommyInnit

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

Elon Musk

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

Mr Steal Yo Signs

Ranboo

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

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