thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

david 🧋

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

Tubbo

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dream

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

Ranbalt

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

billzo

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

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