i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

wint

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

We're here to build products, not portfolios.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Elon Musk

George

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

Maggdalene

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

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