my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

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ichika

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

George

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

Elon Musk

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

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