Ranboo

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

wint

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

Sam Parr

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

@levelsio

ive been playing minecraft for the past 20 years, and im only 13. I dont have 4 years left

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

vinny

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

1.) george got me a present
2.) george bought me a present
3.) george and chris bought us presents
4.) chris bought us presents
5.) chris, george, and chris bought us presents
6.) chris, george

dream

just created 2 new nfts using CRISPR. one is the MewTwo of pitbulls and the other is the MewTwo of monkeys. now im going to test them both on nft apes

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

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