Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

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Lilael 🦋

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

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Wilbur Soot

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

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