Ranbalt

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

Yes, I know, this feels very 1984, but it's sort of true. The systemic control of our lives is so pervasive and systemic that the forces who control it are *literally* invisible.

Doctor Why (🐇🌱)

Hey, do you have Netflix? Yea, let me log on and check my account. *sits down* Ok, I have it. *sits up* Cool. Whats your name?

wint

i'll never find a girl
yeah, not me either

TommyInnit

lrt I‘ve never seen ‚Joseph‘ before. So exciting.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

The only thing worse than not doing it at all is doing it half-assed - me (this morning)

Amanda Lafferty

Because George is funny and cute and awesome and Dream is terribly handsome

Sapnap

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Elon Musk

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

i miss the good old days of school when everyone was nice and you didnt have to worry about anyone judging you

david 🧋

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

Such a sad reality in America when corporations are more afraid of politicians than their customers.

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