Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

i run a startup and i’m currently considering hiring a new employee. i’m just worried about how they’re going to respond to my toxic masculinity.

In 2 years, I’ll finally be a billionaire

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Because George is funny and cute and awesome and Dream is terribly handsome