I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Zi🤟🏿

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

Sam Parr

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

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