just created 2 new nfts using CRISPR. one is the MewTwo of pitbulls and the other is the MewTwo of monkeys. now im going to test them both on nft apes

wint

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

i’ve been writing in invisible ink this whole time

genetically engineered online girl

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

TommyInnit

Ranboo thought of the day:
Do people ever stop to think that when they say they are “uncomfortable” with homosexuality that they are saying they are uncomfortable with them being happy?

Ranbalt

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

dream

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

(i’m not an autist but i’m not not an autist) i...i’m just imagining a man

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