thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Mark

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

Ranboo

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

I will pay no attention to what the media says about me, because propaganda is as evil as anything I’ve ever done

Elon Musk

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

david 🧋

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

I just realized I am no longer a teenager

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

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