my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

Ranboo

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

Mr Steal Yo Signs

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

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