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wint

i always feel like when i say something to friends i say too much

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Technoblade

i run a startup and i’m currently considering hiring a new employee. i’m just worried about how they’re going to respond to my toxic masculinity.

hasanabi

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

Youre not gonna like what I’m about to say, but I’m gonna say it.

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Wilbur Soot

Cybertruck handles like a sports car because it is one.

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Mark

So my bf and I go out to eat and we’re walking to the restaurant and we see a pizza place and he gets upset and says “why would you want to eat there? Don’t you want to support me?”

I got him to calm down by saying “of course I do! That’s why I’m going to eat there tonight!”

Ranboo

So, I just realized that if you subtract 3 from 5 you’re left with 2, which is the number for infinity. So, now you know.

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