just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

wint

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

fool s

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

david 🧋

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

dream

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

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