Elon Musk

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Wilbur Soot

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

wint

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

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