imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

wint

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community

nope1game

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

Supper Mario Broth

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Ranboo

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

genetically engineered online girl

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome

how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

little lord fuckleroy

Wilbur Soot

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are such good friends. Such good buddies. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re not peas. They’re peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas

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